auditoryassault:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.


(Source: darkseids)

  • me: why am i single
  • me: i am FUNNY
  • me: AND NICE
  • me: WHAT ELSE DO U NEED
  • comes in contact with mirror
  • me: oh

nickhughry:

And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth’s mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born—to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand!

(Source: harrisonfords)


carlathezombie:

fandomslutcakes:

poisonyouko:

FUCK THESE ARE CUTE!

where are the master assassins though?

They’re smart enough not to run off the fucking cliff in the first place. 

So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
  • Obama: I like Coke
  • Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
How to make me cry in 10 words or less, Avengers edition:
  • Bruce Banner: You can't kill me, I know, I've tried.

the avengers is a movie about a group of attractive people with nice asses that need to work together to save the world from an attractive villain who has the magic stick and we don’t know about the villian’s ass because he’s wearing a cape, but we can assume it is also nice

(Source: galifianafuck)

sassyrabbi:

puberty didnt make me hot so maybe cocaine will